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The Jury Is Out

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The Jury Is Out

 A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted would be executed. His brother, slippery Sam, found out a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe  Slippery Sam told the brother he would pay him $10,000 if he could convince the jury that the charge should be manslaughter. The jury was out an entire week and finally returned with a verdict of manslaughter.


After the trial Slippery Sam went to the red neck’s house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.The red neck thanked him for the money, and said, “That money was hard earned; it wasn’t easy to convince the rest of the jury to make the charge manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go”.

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