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July 2010
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The Story Of The Donkey And How It Relates To The US Bail Out
Young Ole bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Ole replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Ole said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Ole said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!', Ole said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Ole and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Ole said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made $998.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Ole said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' Ole now leads the US bank bailout team.
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