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Test Your Bible Skills

Posted by Don "Boots" Jensen on June 7, 2009

Test Your Bible Skills

Answers to Test Your Bible Skills Test From June 7th

Posted by Don "Boots" Jensen on June 10, 2009

Amos, Mark, Luke, John, Joel, Judges, Job, Hebrews, Esther, Acts, James, Ruth, Romans, Titus, Matthew, Genesis, Hosea, Lamentations, Revelation, Timothy, Samuel, Numbers, Malachi, Peter, Kings.

Who Should be Institutionalized

Posted by Don "Boots" Jensen on June 12, 2009

humor, children, things to do

During a visit to a mental asylum, I asked the director how he determines whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

Motorcycle and Scooter Day Turnout Expected to Increase

Posted by Don "Boots" Jensen on June 13, 2009

bayview, police, , children, family, milwaukee, things to do

Motorcycle and Scooter Day Turnout Expected to Increase

This year's eighteenth commuting demonstration event, to be held on Monday June 15th, is expected to double the number of riders on the road, according to Ride to Work, a non-profit advocacy organization.

Wisconsin Approves Illegal Alien Drivers Licenses & Free College Tuition

Posted by Don "Boots" Jensen on June 15, 2009

Bay View, political, bayview

Driver's Licenses for Illegal Aliens - Approved
Budget Amendment 76 sponsored by Republican Representatives Pridemore, Kerkman, and Suder to Ban Driver's Licenses for Illegal Aliens (actual text)

http://www.legis.state.wi.us/2009/data/AB75hst.html

Gun Control?

Posted by Don "Boots" Jensen on June 17, 2009

children, home safety, political, humor

I do not care who you are or what you believe in, this is funny.

Healthcare Protection

Posted by Don "Boots" Jensen on June 18, 2009

military, political, solider

The Honorable Gwen Moore
House of Representatives
1239 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515-4904

Re: HR 816, The Military Retirees' Healthcare Protection Act to Freeze TRICARE Fees

Dear Representative Moore:

Golfing - Will It Prolong Your Life

Posted by Don "Boots" Jensen on June 23, 2009

humor, family, Milwaukee, South Shore Park, things to do

An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,' how do you stay in such great physical condition?'

I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well.'

'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there has to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?'

'Who said my Father's dead?'
The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still alive. How old is he?'

'He's 100 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer. 'In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian and he’s a golfer, too.'

'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'

'Who said my Nono's dead?'

Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather’s still living! Incredible, how old is he?'

'He's 118 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?'

'No, couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'

At this point, the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married! Why would a 118 year old guy want to get married?'