Amos, Mark, Luke, John, Joel, Judges, Job, Hebrews, Esther, Acts, James, Ruth, Romans, Titus, Matthew, Genesis, Hosea, Lamentations, Revelation, Timothy, Samuel, Numbers, Malachi, Peter, Kings.
During a visit to a mental asylum, I asked the director how he determines whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
Motorcycle and Scooter Day Turnout Expected to Increase
This year's eighteenth commuting demonstration event, to be held on Monday June 15th, is expected to double the number of riders on the road, according to Ride to Work, a non-profit advocacy organization.
Driver's Licenses for Illegal Aliens - Approved
Budget Amendment 76 sponsored by Republican Representatives Pridemore, Kerkman, and Suder to Ban Driver's Licenses for Illegal Aliens (actual text)
|The Honorable Gwen Moore
House of Representatives
1239 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515-4904
|Re: HR 816, The Military Retirees' Healthcare Protection Act to Freeze TRICARE Fees|
|Dear Representative Moore:|
An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,' how do you stay in such great physical condition?'
Ole and Lena got a new neighbor! Ole went to visit and noticed the new neighbor Lars, had a pet pig.